simply odd

I saw the oddest thing yesterday.. It was a cat or a chicken?!... now.. no need to yell and was that in question or statement form.. because I wasn't there, remember, how would i know.. well ha, i mean i was, there i mean. oh that's right, it was a cat, and that's what was weird, it was a cat. and then thankfully it started morphing into.. a face that had crinkly white skin, made from milk paste, it was screaming. Taking away all oddities, life was normal again. A screaming head, licking a floating lolly pop, on the back of an elephant.. I didn't panic, didn't worry that its nutritional standards weren't at par with a nutritionist, i just watched. And there was a fake watch on my hand you see. Ouch, wait a sec, Well.. that's funny, that head is mine, on my shoulders, the lolly pop tastes of salmon and... the elephant wants to talk to me but now here, wait a second, i don't mean to be rude but, how do you properly greet an elephant?